It is hard in da hood

LET ME WRITE A NOVEL NOW:

THURSDAY JULY 5th
The man was bringing me down. Making me work the day I left to LAX.
Went around yelling to everyone "BAI GAYZ... I'M OFF TO HAVE FUN WITHOUT YOU! *froth*" And then Ana went to yell at "TAKE PICTOOORS". So I said "K :3 "
Waited for a loooong time to get picked up. [FUCK YOU AUTOMATIC UPDATES ON WINDOWS. I'M TRYING TO WRITE THIS] When I finally did we went straight to the airport. We had packe everything the night before and shoved it in the car. I made sure to get everything I needed. My glasses case, sketchbook, presents and et cetera. We parked somewhere up top, and walked to the terminal. We were on the Redeye :D
Later my mom forced me to pray with her and she started talking about how much I wouldn't miss her and blahblahblah. It really pissed me off. I just wanted to leeeeaaavvveeee....
So finally after going to eat at some place I can't remember we parted to the plane. And man... was I bored on the plane. I read a bit of Lost World and then fell asleep to the music I had on my cell.
The plane movie was IN THE LAND OF WOMEN... and I couldn't care less. House was on though. That made me happy. I remember when they had The Beverly Hill Billies on the aeroplanes.

When we finally arrived... I woke up to the sounds of Rick Astley. We were at Dulles Washington D.C. Ariport at like 5 in the morning I think. I was tired and just wanted to get back on a plane or something. But then there was the cofee shop. I went up to the people there and I ordered a "Cubano" only to find it was a shot. So I ordered some Coffee of the day with a low-fat orange muffin. ( I love muffins). I payed for it and went off to the terminal boarding shit. Waited an hour watching It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia and talking to Dougie for a while.

When they called us I was ready to gtfo. We went to the lady who took away my ticket and gave me a stump. Walked down the hall and it led us outside. My first reaction was "WTF?" which is really my reaction to everything. Then I saw we were boarding a smallish plane. I thought this was awesome. I got to sit by myself and even though I brought a lot of shit to entertain me... I fell asleep. Throughout the whole ride I would be asleep and wake up at random moments and just laugh... then go back to sleep. People thought I was nuts. You see... I would wake up all of a sudden and I thought of something hilarious... like this:

I lol'd. Many, many times on the plane.

OH YEAH I FORGOT THAT ITS ALREADY FRIDAY LAWL

So we arrive at the Pittsburgh idontcarewhatitscalled airport and we wait effin forever for our baggage (lawl) to arrive. When it finally does we go off to get a taxi. The guy takes us to the Omni and it takes what seems hours to get there. I was extremely tired and grumpy and my dad was flippin' through some mags about stuff we could see in Pitts. I look and when we finally arrive my dad goes to see if we can check in early. I loiter in the lobby and decide to call Polish. When it answered (it was now 10 at Pitts) it told me she was at freakin' breakfast and was coming there. I was happy face.
When Polish came through the awesome spinny doors I just stared at her. She came over like... "Are you Skully?"
I said: "Wut? Maybe..."
"JOAN?!"
"WUT?!"
lolololl hugs and shit. I met her parents... D:
"This is the guy you were afraid of"
Anywho, we moved on and my dad met Polish's parents we sat down and talked. I don't remember what the hell we were talking about but we did. Then we went up to the rooms. I parted from my dad and went to Polish's hotel room. When we got there we started drawing and Polish did the most amazing sketches evar. I drew shit... I couldn't get anything right. I was pissed off. We watched some telly and I was given the Jack comics that were owed and soon were lost in the abyss that was my backpack. Polish wore these goggles she was all "OMG THESE ARE THE BEST EVAR"
"LAWL NO... THEY SUK. MINE ARE BETTAR"
 
When we decided to go down, I went to yell at my dad to wake up and meet us downstairs. My dad took forever and we went off to the Westin. I woop'd out my awesome googgles and Polish saw that my goggles were in fact better. We walked and talked... I forget what happened. Oh... I gave Polish a present~ POKEYMANZ SKULLY. Did we go to the Westin first or did we go eat first? I forget. But  ololololol we went on to the Westin and a picture was shot of me. I hate pictures of myself for I am fug. But we saw lots and lots of CP at Pittsburgh. You wouldn't believe it. Mmmm

When we got there we went to the Artist Alley and the Dealers Room I think it was called. We were stopped by some guy showing us his stuff and animations. I pretended to care cause I didn't want to be rude. We went around and looked at more shit. The day is a blur now.
 (My dad was outside talking to Polish's parents and we were off running aroound). After a little trip around we went out to meet someone. We sat down and started sketching on each others sketchbooks. She did awesome stuff on mine. Kicked ass. Ana got the call and I met a guy named Ganren. Ganren was a guy in a black sleeveless shirt with a beard and ponytail. He looked through Ana's sketchbook and I was a bit reluctant to show him mine. For I am very shy when showing people my shit. But then I gave up and showed it to him. He looked through it and commented on some. Our parents got hungry about this time and we went off to eat. We said bye to Ganren and we were off!

I think we ate at some place that's historic or some shit like that. I ate Polish's salad cause she hates it... ? Then I had this wrap thing. It was... ok. Polish's dish looked delicious. I wanted to steal some. I think I did. I played some games on Polish's cell phone and damn they were fun. I failed though.
After that I think we went back to the hotel room. I went with Polish and we drew some moar. I took a surprise picture:



The second pic was not so surprise. I also noticed how crisp and clean Polish's sketchbook was compared to mine. What did we do? I don't remember that much but we drew and talked about some shit and we went back. We decided to go to the "rave". We waited at the entrance and saw some very sickening furries. Ugh. Then we saw some furries playing some kind of D&D chess game. I watched amused. So did what's his face, Polish. We kept staring and I laughed when one guy said "I'm a guy". Cause someone confused him for a fat chick. Here's what they looked like.


We were waiting and wating. Some of them furries were playing with a giant ball of string. It was also entertaining. I was going to surprise buttsex them, but they were too far away after a while. We were also going to vidia tape it. But eh... Then after a while they opened the doors to the rave and we went in. IT WAS EXTREMELY EMPTY. We walked around while the music played and a lone fursuiter was dancing by himself... HZMD and I walked around asking people about their sticks and then cause we were bored we pretended we were special ops and started running around the giant room like some fucking military assignment was given to us. We also had an epic battle and HZMD ran like a pussy.
We then did something else and then I don't know. I think I went to HZMD's hotel room again.
But day one ended in me going to my hotel room and I got on the interwebs and text'd Polish annoying it very very much. IS IT CAN BE MSN TIEM NAO PLZ?
We stayed up talking on MSN on a bootleg wireless line. I started browsing shit and reading stuff. Fun tiem. Our room was extremely small compared to Polish's. Ho-bag.
We were supposed to meet the next morning at around 10, but of course we overslept. Walter and I are HEAVY sleepers. When we finally woke up, I had three missed calls. My dad was trying to wake me up and I replied

ಠ_ಠ

But I got ready and shit. SATURDAY THE SEVENTH
We went off and we met in the lobby again. We met up and went back to the Westin. When we got there we headed to the Artists alley once more. On the way we saw an awesome fursuit:

I took a picture with it looking like I was going to raep it or something. Will not post. Anyways, when we got there we saw Ganren again and hung out with him. We went around while my dad shadowed us everywhere. I met Seel and gave her a pic with I LOVE YOU on it, because I am creepy and I like her artwork. Then I met Blitz said hi and stuff. She said she'd heard of me. Which freaked me out. I suspect the Jews.
Polish and I went to the plushie place cause it said they sold awesome plushies and crap. I went around looking at shit. I saw this awesome puppet of a porcupine and I wanted it. EXPENSIVE です。 I kept asking for a chicken plushie but they did not have any. We looked for one the whole con I think. But I did find another porcupine puppet that was better and wasn't as expensive. Polish bought something... I don't remember. But it was cool I think. And I remember a little cockroach.
We went off and started buying shit. I got a keychain by jill0r that Ana paid'd for. I stayed a while buying a blacksad comic book. While doing that, Ganren and Polish kept staring at me... with those judging eyes of theirs. Then we went off to the artists alley. I actually paid for a commission from Blitzdrachen and Seel. Sketchbook commissions. When we paid for them there was this whole confusion with it but I thought we had settled it when I told her that we were paying for two commissions for Polish and my sketchbook. My father kept complaining that he was hungry and asked if we could go eat something. I asked Polish and he kept complaining that she was hungry too. So I said wateva wateva... and we went off. Ganren didn't go so we parted.
We ate somewhere. There was food. OH WAIT... it was that un-authentic Mexican't restauraunt. Where you had to bring your own beer. Polish's mom was very angry about this. For she is a drunk Columbian. I ate some chicken tacos cause they didn't have lengua the dojos. But In the end food was good. I guess. We took pictures with our CP, which was conveniently in the restaurant.
We ran off and went to the zoo methinks. God was the zoo awesome. We met back up with Ganren and he brought JUMANJI. I had that game but I lost all the pieces. We played with a bunch of people... I cant recall who they were but I think one of them was called Ayru... I don't know. I''m not good with names. I woop'd out my DS while everyone was building the Jumanji set and trying to explain the rules. I wasn't paying attention and I was teamed up with Polish. We yelled that we wanted the Green side and we got it. Polish was actually paying attention while I was pictochatting with everyone in the Zoo. It was boring at first but then it got better. The girl next to me kept Sageing me. It took me a loooooooong ass time to figure out it was her. I need to know who that was... I want to add her as a friend. SOMEONE TELL ME. Ganren probably knows. The pictochat was awesome. I fought with all the fays there. Then one by one everyone kept leaveing the chat and I was pissed off. I glanced over to the Jumanji set and found them all yelling and shit. They got into it for a while, but then they seem discourage after a while. All I know is that I rolled the die once. Polish was playing more than me. But DS chat was epic fun. Even the Uncle Kage is a fag thing was hilarious. This is around the time we met DeadPossum. She was pretty cool. We hung out with her at the zoo various times.
Fffffffffffffnord. O yea. Polish and I had a way of telling others who we were and shit.

We were having fun and shit. The sketchbook commission from Seel was fudged, but we carried on. Then we had to leave. We were saaaaaaadddd.... but I went off to Polish's room. :D
Once there we watched sum Billy and Mandy, then we had an awesometastic chat with each other on MSN whilst less than a foot away from each other. It was awesome cause we talked in with so many damn people like Shelby, Kevin (lol?), Defendar, Valyn and Vegex. We really confused the hell out of Vegex. lolololoololooloooooloooloolololololol
Then shortly after we played on the Wii. I made a Mii. I will stay there forever. The details on the gaming is not important. ...

We spent a very loooong night together. Polish's parents woke up and were "WTF?! IT'S LATE! GTFO SKULLY."
And I did.

EDIT! I'm really tired andjoghdisoghowadfhojh... I've been writing this ever since I got back. lawl. I'm writing an ED article and I wanna focus on that right now. I'll finish this some other time. I'll just post pics and comment on them:


WE MET THE "PAWPET" SHOW GUY. I LOVE'D THE CHARACTER

Oh man. There's a story that goes with this. On the last day we went to Hooters. I've never been and HZMD says they have awesome Chikkin wings.  So we went over and oredered food. Banana ordered chicken wings, and I ordered some strange  honey bbq chicken sandwich. We waited FOREVER for the damn food to come. HMZ drew the above picture and another one which you can kinda see in the corner. She threw it at her mum. I got it and took it to a TOTALLY HAWT waitress and demanded our food. We were hungry. She lol'd and came over asking who longcat was. Everyone pointed at me. DO I LOOK LIKE A CAT? I said he was an internets char, and told her not to worry about it. Anyways there was lulz and shit. Good tiems.

Most of the other pictures are personal as in YOU CAN SEE OUR FACES. I'm tired. ED TIEM